So experience Frozen without the story, stupid troll rock thingies, or good music, featuring one long, rambling tune that definitely won't take the place of "Let It Go". Witness the exact moment when the filmmakers gave up on having Elsa's ice powers make any kind of sense, in a scene where she can move flowers with her mind ( shows Elsa causing pink flowers to attach to her dress) change the color of people's clothing ( shows Elsa turning sunflowers on Anna's dress yellow) and create out-of-control, ravenous, sentient lifeforms (Snowgies), proving once and for all that Arendelle would be a safer place if they locked this dangerous witch up in her ice tower. ( in the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger) Auuugh! Besides ( singing to the tune of "Let It Go"), a cold never bothered me anyway. All your favorite characters are back in the exact same locations to cut down on costs and rendering time ( shows clips comparing shots from Frozen Fever with shots from Frozen), as Elsa leads you by a string on a tour of various Frozen merchandise, full of not-so-subtle callbacks to the original movie and catchphrases so forced, they would make Schwarzenegger blush.Įlsa: I don't get colds. Remember stand-alone princess stories like Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty? Disney doesn't, as we shamelessly return to Arendelle for less time than it takes to listen to "Free Bird". Remember Frozen? Sorta, right? Since the Big D couldn't make a sequel quickly enough, prepare for a glorified music video that's trying to beat the clock before your kids grow out of their Frozen phase, now available on Blu-Ray for twenty bucks.? No! That is it! Daddy is done spending money on this Frozen crap! ( a child cries in the background) Stop crying! We're poor now! With a bit more maturity and confidence in her vision, Beckwith is sure to come up with something that’s a knockout all the way through.When Disney slapped Frozen's name on a short film to squeeze more cash out of their biggest hit, Honest Trailers had a perfect excuse to slap Frozen's name on a video to squeeze more views out of our biggest hit ( shows the Honest Trailer for Frozen as being the most viewed Honest Trailer). The substance was always there, she just got distracted by all the flash.
Or perhaps she felt there needed to be some hook, some new way to tell a story that has become sadly familiar tabloid fodder. So it’s unfortunate she feels the need to ratchet up the drama to such a fever pitch. She can make an all-pink little girl’s room resemble a prison and a woman feeling rain for the first time look like a revelation and a fright. The performances she elicits are phenomenal, and the crispness of her staging visual as well as psychological. It leads up to a conclusion that is laughably bad and completely unbelievable, smashing the groundwork laid in the first act.įirst time writer and director Beckwith is one to watch, however.
Marcy becomes increasingly possessive of Leanne and she tries to impose love on her daughter first with self-help techniques and then with force. Stockholm, Pennsylvania veers into movie-of-the-week melodrama and never finds its way safely back to shore.
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